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So What’s Normal on the Machines?
By Frank Scoblete
One of the great ways
to tell that someone is completely, thoroughly, and hopelessly insane is to
see if he or she doggedly does the same thing over and over the same way
time and time again - even if it doesn’t work, hasn’t worked, and will never
work. Based on that definition many casino gamblers might be considered
insane, since they continue to play their games of choice utilizing
strategies that have cost them dearly in their playing careers and will
continue to cost them dearly in the future.
Of course, labeling a casino gambler as insane
is merely an effort to shock our readers into paying attention because,
after all, even the best games utilizing the best strategies are still
overwhelmingly favoring the house.
But now that we have your attention, let’s
take a look at some of the crazy things gamblers do that might merit the
above label, if only facetiously, and what the should do to increase their
chances of winning or, at the very least, increase their chances of losing
less!
Slot machine players know that they are facing
edges of from 2 percent to 17 percent. Sane players would like to keep the
house edge at or as close to the 2 percent range as they possibly can. How
can they do this? Know what to look for in a slot machine and know what to
avoid!
Look for machines that are certified at 97 or
98 percent return. The casino will have a big sign that says every machine
in this bank is programmed to return 97 or 98 percent. Play those. Be aware
that some casinos might have signs that say, “The machines in this area
return up to of 98 percent.” All the means is that a minimum of one machine
has to be programmed at that high return level; the rest can be dogs.
If you can’t find machines that are
“certified” at 97 or 98 percent; the next best thing is to look for machines
that are stand-alone models, that is, machines that aren’t linked up with
other machines for joint jackpots. Avoid machines that have multi-casino
progressive jackpots in the hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars.
Why? Because these machines, to generate that jackpot, and to pay for the
licensing agreements between the casinos and the manufacturers, must keep
about 15 percent of all the money played in them. That means for every $100
a player puts through the machine in the long run, the player can expect to
lose $15. That’s a big hit, especially if you don’t hit it big on these
machines.
Video poker is a great game to learn,
especially when you can play machines where the house measures its edge in
the tenths of a percent, instead of in whole percents. The classic
Jacks-or-Better 9/6 machines have only an approximately one-half percent
house edge. That means for every $100 you play through this machine in the
long run, you’ll lose a mere 50 cents. That’s a far cry from the progressive
jackpots.
There are books that can help you learn
which machines to play and which to avoid. My Break the One-Armed
Bandits!, and Victory at Video Poker, and also John Robison’s
The Slot Expert’s Guide to Playing Slots.
Of course, once you have selected your machine
to play, how you play it is also a key factor in whether you will be able to
go home some nights (or none nights) with some of the casino’s money
jingle-jangling in your coin cup or pocket.
In video poker, the “how” of playing is simply
to play the best possible strategy that you can handle for the game you have
selected. Select the right games, play the right strategies for those games,
should be the mantra for all video poker players. Video poker is a game of
skill and chance, but in the long run your skill is the determining factor
in your success.
Slot players have no control of the machine’s
decisions whatsoever. Slots are pure chance. Thus, how you manage your money
at the slots is the only variable in playing strategy. Do you play one coin,
two or three or more? Do you set a win goal or a loss limit?
Savvy slot players know that in
the long run the casino’s edge will win out, so the key to their playing
strategy is to s-t-r-e-t-c-h that long run to make it as long
as possible. They look for machines that have equal distribution, meaning
that each extra coin merely increases the payout by that percentage (i.e.,
one coin = 100-coin payout; two coins = 200-coin payout; three coins =
300-coin payout). There is no added value or benefit to playing more than
one coin in such machines. You are merely putting through two or three times
as much money for the house edge to work against. Play one coin and you can
stretch your ability to last at the machines of this nature.
Now that you can stretch your money, what do
you do if you win some money? How do you know when it’s time to quit? This
isn’t easy to answer. If you were to hit a nice jackpot on your very first
spin but you had planned an evening in the casino, would you have gotten
your full entertainment value by heading for the door? Probably not.
In cases where you hit it big early, the best
money-management advice is to take part of your win and all of
the money you brought with you to play and lock all of it away. You
don’t have to literally lock it away, but it should be put aside and not
used for the rest of the night. Instead, play with the rest of the win and
see if you can increase it. If you do, great. You get to go home a big
winner. If you don’t, you’ve gotten your entertainment value and you’ve
managed to bring home some money to boot.
While no amount of money-management or
machine-selection advice can turn a negative into a positive (the casino is
going to have its edge), the tighter and tougher you play, the better will
be your long term results. And that’s a sane way to approach the machines!
Frank Scoblete is the #1 best-selling gaming
author. His books and tapes have sold over a million copies. He is executive
director of Golden Touch Craps dice-control seminars. His websites are
www.scoblete.com and
www.goldentouchcraps.com . For a free
brochure or more information call: 1-800-944-0406 or write to: Paone Press,
Box 610, Lynbrook, NY 11563.
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